Buy My Breakfast!
02.29.08 (5:21 pm) [edit]http://cgi.ebay.com/The-Virgin-Mary-Omele tte_W0QQitemZ110229186410 QQihZ001QQcategoryZ13771Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem Rent's due! Dougie
Remembering Bill Hicks
02.26.08 (9:14 pm) [edit]Fourteen years ago today, one of my favorite people left us.
RIP, BIll.
Love,
Dougie
Cute Little Farts
02.17.08 (10:07 pm) [edit]Katie (who now prefers to be called Kat) is staying with me tonight since she doesn't have school tomorrow.
She released an unbelievable fart today. The kind of fart Al Gore would make a movie about. Right in my face.
My kid rocks.
Love,
Dougie
Joke
02.08.08 (7:39 pm) [edit]A man dies and goes to Hell. The Devil meets him at the gates and says "There are 3 rooms here and you can choose which one you want to spend eternity in".
The Devil takes him to the first room where there are people hanging from the walls by their wrists and obviously in agony.
The Devil takes him to the second room where the people are being whipped with metal chains.
The Devil then opens the third door, and the man looks inside and sees a group of people, up to their waists in shit, but they're drinking cups of tea.
The man quickly chooses the last room. He goes into the third room, and gets his cup of tea. Just then the Devil walks back in and says "Tea break's over, back on your heads!"
Love,
Dougie