Another Joke
05.16.08 (9:47 am) [edit]Three Englishmen are drinking together and decide they want to pick a fight with someone. They notice an Irishman by himself at a table and they walk up to him.
The first Englishman says, "Hey, Irishman, did you know that St. Patrick was a queer?"
"Is that so?", says the Irishman, and goes back to his drink.
The second Englishman says, "Hey, Irishman, did you know that St. Patrick was a pedophile?"
The Irishman looks up. "Oh really?" And goes back to his drink, ignoring the men.
The third Englishman says, "I know how to handle this tosser. Hey, Irishman, did you know that St. Patrick was actually an Englishman?"
The Irishman looks up and says, "Yeah, that's what your two mates here were just tellin' me."