Bad Joke
06.23.05 (1:31 pm) [edit]I've got all this shit swarming in my brain, but I really don't feel like typing up any of it (not that it's so bad, I just don't feel like it right now) so instead, I'll share with y'all the joke a guy told me Saturday night at my band's gig in Anderson, Indiana.
Why did God give the blonde one more brain cell than the horse?
So she wouldn't shit in the street during the parade.
Yes, it's crude and disgusting, but I laughed, goddammit.
Getting ready to go listen to about five hours worth of Chet Atkins albums,
Dougie
P.S. Tom Waits' Nighthawks At The Diner is the best album ever invented for newly single guys to get drunk in the dark to.