The Funniest Thing I've Heard In A Long Time
06.29.05 (9:44 am) [edit]I was in a gas station last night, about to buy some godawful corn-syrup laden soft drink (even though I know better) and I'd been aware of the two women behind the counter as I walked in, not really paying attention as they were discussing something about celebrities.
Right as I walked to the counter, one of them (who sorta looked like Edie Falco in more bad eyeliner with an extra 40 pounds) said "Jessica Simpson can lick my hairy love-slit!"
Wow.
Let me repeat that.
She said, "Jessica Simpson can lick my hairy love-slit."
The other girl started laughing her balls off, which has to be hard to do when you're a girl. Me, I managed to pull my tongue back out from my throat, put the Pepsi on the counter, and, as I turned blue from asphyxiation, started clapping. Applauding this fine upstanding lady for her fine taste in...uh...whatever it was. Which made *her* laugh, so I felt like I'd done my part.
Jessica Simpson can lick my hairy love-slit. Damn, I wish I'd had a love-slit just long enough to think of that one first.
Still in awe 15 hours later,
Dougie