Roll Yer Own
09.16.05 (6:09 am) [edit]I've written shitloads of stuff in the past few days, but I've either deleted or ignored most of it. But I've got something new. And it's REALLY stupid. I haven't even seen her for two days, and have (for once) not even thought about her all that much. But a certain two-word phrase shot through my head a couple nights ago, and this amazingly dumb song came out of it. (With a very fine obscure reference at the end I hope someone gets.)
Gotta get me a pee test and boy I'm scared
When they see what drugs I'm takin', I know they'll stare
I've got some shit that'll get you higher than the fucking sky
If ya wanna get fucked up with me, you really should try
Smokin' Jenny
Smokin' Jenny
She's the stuff I need to get a buzz
I'll let you think up your own joke to go with "fuzz"
Smokin' Jenny
If I tried to use a lighter on her, she'd kick my ass
If' I tried to stuff her in a bowl, I'd probably get maced
Won't fit in a needle, she'd try to run
I'd lick her like a Deadhead's frog, hey THAT sounds like fun!
Smokin' Jenny
Smokin' Jenny
I'd like to roll her a time or two
She's the shit that killed Belushi, you know it's true
Smokin' Jenny
Another hit from this and I'll be able to join the Stones
Me and Keith usin' so much shit until we're just leather and bones
If you're going deaf, the doctor makes you listen to tones
Smokin' Jenny
posted by: dave (reply)
post date: 09.16.05 (5:57 pm)
Boy, am I glad it was late, and that I didn't attempt that.. couldn't have come close. ;-)
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 09.16.05 (7:35 pm)
I smoked some shit with my guitarist a few weeks ago in Blanchester that made a 55 minute set last 8 hours and a 20-minute version of Closer To Home sound like it was Jesus Christ's IPod on repeat mode. But it wasn't near as good as what I bet I'd get stoned from stuffing my face in Jenny's love-tunnel. :)