My New Favorite Comedian
10.09.05 (8:14 pm) [edit]From the Doug Stanhope album I've been listening to tonight:
At no point in the sexual act do I want to hear you go, "Ewwwww! Ewww, you like that? Gross!"
Yeah, it is gross, but it's the only way I can come anymore. So just put on your safety goggles, keep a mop handy, sign your insurance waiver, and for Christ's sake, don't get any on your skin.
I nearly pissed myself,
Dougie