Well, I'll Be Darned...
11.09.05 (8:39 pm) [edit]I've got something to do Friday night.
Taught my friend d9 a guitar lesson tonight, talked to Dennis about practice on the way back home. I stopped into Kroger to get some produce (eating better for the most part lately, and I've felt much better for it this week) and I saw a very cute blonde working the U-Scans, about to shut down. I've seen her before. Her name is Melinda.
I got my stuff and was leaving when she wished me a good night.
"You too. You've been busy tonight?"
"Nope. Not at all." Very bored sounding.
"Sounds like you need some excitement in your life." OK, where did THAT come from? Suddenly I'm feeling something. A "go for it" sign is starting to blink in the back of my head.
"I guess I do. Know where I can find any?" she laughs. Cute laugh. Cute face. Nice curvy body. Wavy hair, blonde/light brown halfway down her back. She looks sorta like a I'd=be-goth-if-I-had-the- balls-to-wear-that-makeup chick. Somewhat sad looking. I'm guesing she's around 25.
I'm getting wood.
"Well, you should hang out with me. Hell, I'm the most exciting...oh, who am I kidding. I'm boring as hell. You should hang out with me anyway." Pulled that RIGHT out of my ass. I gave her the most charming smile I'm capable of.
"Well, I guess I should." She laughs. Holy shit.
"What are you doing Friday night?"
""I'm off at 7:00. Want to meet here?"
Holy fuck. I'm going out with a cute girl Friday night.
Now all I have to do is not pay one of my bills and I'll be able to AFFORD it.
I'm not sure what to think right now, but I'm pretty happy about this on first impression. Melinda. Cute girl. Apparantly likes fat hairy guys who buy tomatoes at 9:30PM. Who could imagine?
Now I've gotta go two days to find out what happens next.
Dougie
posted by: Spoooooooooooooooooooooock! (reply)
post date: 11.09.05 (7:36 pm)
You? Have a DATE? Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?
'bout damn time, boyo. 8^)
posted by: dave (reply)
post date: 11.10.05 (3:47 am)
Excellent news! Have fun and stuff!
posted by: Blame Canada (reply)
post date: 11.10.05 (11:29 am)
Does she keep knives for a hobby and sing King Missile songs? Just wondering... and does she wear a scarf which could somehow whip itself around your neck?