Dykes On Fire
11.12.05 (9:51 am) [edit]I seem to be meeting a lot of lesbians these days. Several this year. And that's great. I'm fine with that. I'm all for lesbians. I'm saving up money for a camcorder. Lesbians are our FRIENDS, guys. That's all they are, but hey. You've gotta have a woman around who can tell you when you're being an asshole who you KNOW you'll never have sex with. It's a good thing.
But dammit, where is the woman who is addicted to blowjobs? Come on. There's gotta be one out there somewhere. The girl who LIVES just to suck the tiny cock of a fat hairy bass player. She has her magnifying glass and a bottle of Jack for afterwards to wash away the foul taste and the stain from her soul, and she's ready for my lovin'. There's at least ONE out there, I'm sure. She works in a circus and has no friends, but she's out there SOMEWHERE, right? RIGHT???
I need to get serious about that stand-up thing.
Dougie
posted by: Fuck of the mountain! (reply)
post date: 11.13.05 (5:37 am)
It's happening everywhere, man. You think things are bad in Indiana, try coming to LA. But the majory of women are still into guys for whatever reason. God knows why, we're so damn ugly.