Reason 679 Why I Should Have Stayed In The Fuckin' Desert
01.17.06 (10:08 pm) [edit]Just went out for a minute. It's a goddamn winter fuckin' wonderland out there.
Now I don't mind snow. not my favorite thing, but it really does not bother me. What I hate are the MORON ASSMUNCH DICKBAGS I have to share the goddamn road with.
This is Indiana. It's not HAITI. WE HAVE SNOW HERE. Sometimes OFTEN. EVERY YEAR. But every time one goddamn snowflake falls, everyone is riding their brakes in fear of the motherfucking apocalypse. I hear Lewis Black in my head. "It's an inch of snow! It's the worst inch of snow ever! Flee! Flee!"
"I wanna live alone in the desert
I wanna be like Georgia O'Keefe..."
Yeah, Warren. I know what you fuckin' mean...
Dougie
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post date: 01.18.06 (9:03 pm)
Oh you think THAT's bad? Try LA when it rains. They think the way you deal with wet roads is to go FASTER.
Love, Spooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooock!