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03.12.06 (10:56 pm) [edit]Just went to Kroger for some bar soap. And got my brain scrambled.
A rather cute woman, maybe my age or slightly younger, was in front of me in line. Nicely filled out, a bit overweight in a very nice way. Looked soft and warm. Shoulder-length dirty-blonde hair, slightly curly, nice rack, very white skin.
She turned around and caught me looking at her.
A nice smile. "How are you tonight?"
"Oh, OK." She's got me. What do I say now?
"Found you some soap, huh?"
"Yeah." About as intelligent a reply as I could think of. I was still looking, now at her tits. I wanted to look away, but it seemed pointless now. Gawd, I'm so fucking obvious.
She got her stuff, and walked towards the door. Slowly. She was looking back at me. Holy shit.
I got my soap and walked to the door, she was standing outside with her cart, fiddling with a cell phone.
"I'm Doug."
"I'm Karen."
"Heading home?"
"Yeah, my husband is waiting for me."
"Shit."
Yes, I actually said that. As I was telling myself not to say that.
She laughed. And reached a hand out. Touched me...holy fuck...touched my face. "You're really cute."
I think I blubbered something incoherent.
"Sorry, I've got to go home." Looked right into my eyes as if to say she didn't really want to. And did. And...what the fuck WAS she trying to tell me? Goddammit.
I was spanking the biscuit before I got through the door home. FUCK.
Now, why is it that I've now got at least three very nice comments from women in the past few days and I STILL feel like a worthless sack of shit?
FUCK.
Fuck,
Dougie
posted by: bacardibreezer (reply)
post date: 03.12.06 (8:26 pm)
she totally wanted you! you probably could have had her, I'm serious...
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 03.13.06 (3:45 am)
It felt like if I said some exact combination of magic words I would have. I don't know any magic words. Especially not when a woman is FUCKING WITH MY HEAD like that.
posted by: unfortunatehair (reply)
post date: 03.13.06 (5:33 pm)
How on earth do you attract weird shit like this? I don't get it.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 03.13.06 (5:47 pm)
Fuck, I don't get it either. Hell, I'd be happier with meeting a woman who'd turn around and say "Stop looking at my ass, you twisted shithead! I'm calling the cops!" then mace me. At least then there wouldn't be any questions involved. LOL.