Another Babe Story
03.16.06 (10:34 pm) [edit]A couple days ago I was zipping down the west side of town to teach, and stopped by a BP station. Got one of their Subway-type sandwiches, which was a LOT better than I expected. They didn't have those at the one I worked at a couple years ago.
The girl at the counter was INSANELY HOT. Blonde, bright blue eyes. Her eyes nearly had me on the floor in PAIN, they were so fucking beautiful. Come on guys, you've seen a woman like this. Who seems to be shooting invisible rays of male-paralyzing light from her eyes, that makes you nearly collapse into a big puddle of drool on the floor. I ain't the only one like this, goddammit.
She looked like some sort of prototypical California beach girl. Jenny kinda looked like that too. This one was different, but the same kind of vibe.
I took one look at her and nearly dropped a can of Arizona Green Tea on the floor. I swear to you, I felt my hands shaking.
I got my sandwich and she rang me up. Big friendly smile. "How are you today?"
I saw the nametag. Sam.
Somehow, I managed to keep it together and just fire off a semi-normal reply. Albeit with an extra tag on the end. What I WANTED to say was "My life is worthless without you. Can I just stand here and look into your eyes until I die?"
But I didn't say that shit. Thank Christ.
"Well, it's a weird day. Starting a new job way too far from home, running off to another job now, I probably won't sleep much in the next couple weeks. But on the other hand, I'm being served by a remarkably beautiful woman."
I'd kill to have video of her reaction.
She stepped back. Not in the way you'd figure. You know, like "Get closer to me and I'll mace your ass, you freak."
It was like she'd been hit by a brick. The smile on her face was...goddamn. I need to see that again. It was somewhere between "Wow, a guy just called me remarkably beautiful, how cool is that?" and "Fuck yeah, I'm a hot babe! You're the master of the bleeding obvious!" Wow. What a cool reaction. The best mix of genuine surprise and cockiness I've ever seen from a woman, I think.
She actually said this: "You betcha, man!" She sounded like her air had been knocked out of her. Did I REALLY just do that to a woman? Cool!
THAT cracked me up. How fuckin' cool is THAT? It was if she knows how hot she is but never actually expects anyone else to think so. I'm not sure how else to put it. It was PRICELESS.
I had no idea what else to say, so I just forced out the most charming smile I'm capable of. Which probably isn't worth a shit coming from me, but...wow. She really looked pleased.
I had to share that. It was a great moment. I went back there today for another sandwich and another burst of that energy, but she wans't there. Shitfucky. I'll be going by there more often now that I'll be driving through that side of town between the new job and the teaching job, so I'll be making a point of going there.
God DAMN she was hot. I wasn't even thinking about fucking her nearly as much as I was just wanting to LOOK at her for a while. If there is a God, that motherfucker worked double shifts on this girl, I tell ya. Holy FUCK she was beautiful.
Gawd, I love women. Too bad I'm such a complete putz about it sometimes.
Dougie