My Perversions

My Perversions

Yesterday I was buying gas and I looked at my plate. FUCK! I kept putting off gettng tags, then the car was down for a few weeks, and I didn't get them. They've been expired for nearly a month.

So I got that taken care of, which meant I couldn't go see amanda today, becuase I just have too much other shit to do before leaving for the gig tonight. Dammit. Well, I'm hoping to see her next weekend. Gotta have my Steak & Shake fix, and I need to see that fine sexy lady.

VERY hot young girl at the license branch. Long dark brown hair, straight down her back. Her eys and the part in her hair reminded me of Christina Ricci, though she was different otherwise. Thin, but not too much.

and young. I was thinking 17 or 18. Then I thought "This is a license branch, she might be getting her first driver's license." So, 16?

I turned around to look at her a couple times. I think she saw me once.

the next time I turned around, there was a guy there. Probably right about my age. Obviously her dad.

Suddenly, I felt like a dirty fuckin' bastard.

But I liked it. Damn, she was cute.

I went to the dollar store fr cheap energy drinks. I think I go in there three times a week. There's a VERY hot redhead in there now. Last time I saw her, she commented about how much I was there. As if she liked seeing me. Pants, meet wood.

I hadn't seen her in a while. Today she was there, dressed in tight clothes. Very curvy. In fact, five months pregnant curvy. I hadn't noticed before. She's big for five months. her tits are bigger, her ass is nice and round. Long straigh red hair, dark but friendly eyes behind glasses. Light skin. God, she's...

Five months pregnant.

OK guys, come clean on this, 'cause I know I ain't the only one. SOMETIMES a pregnant woman looks REALLY FUCKIN' HOT. You know it's true. Don't lie to me, you fuckers.

It's a very interesting feeling when it's your woman. You look at her, she looks amazing. You know you're the reason she looks like that now. You contributed to that. You feel a certain sense of power at that moment. Of course, when she HAS the kid, you feel totally powerless, and also like a total PUSS becuase here's a woman enduring something your whiny ass couldn't deal with. If men had kids, we'd be fuckin' pathetic about it. Women are a LOT better with pain than us, guys. You know that shit's true.

Brain cells firing. At this point, I'm only looking, waiting my turn. She's obviosuly pregnant, but I didn't know how much yet. All I knew was I wanted to FUCK her. God, I'm gonna burn in Hell.

"Hi! Haven't seen you in a while."

Oh fuck, what a smile. What a nice voice. What a ...fucking hot little lady...

"Yeah, it's been a while since I've seen you too. You say that as if you missed me." Tried to crank up a cute smile for her. It worked. she smiled back even brighter.

"I did miss you!"

"So, what you doing tonight?" I laughed to punctuate it. I always try to make my propositiions sound half serious, half joke. I'm weird that way.

Her smile stayed in place. She touched her stomach. "Sorry. Nothing tonight."

"Yeah, I noticed. Damn, you're really cute too."

"Thank you!" Oh fuck, don't look at me like that unless you're actually going to fuck me, girl. Holy SHIT. Telling me she's taken but looking at me like "You're cute too. Come back more often, Dougie. I like seeing you too."

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

So I changed the subject o ask how she's doign with the pregnancy. She told me she's five months along, and her other kid is 16 months old. Wow. You're really into pain, eh? Or really into fucking. Hmmmm......

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! !

I think if I'd just gone ahead and pulled it out and wanked the lovebhiscuit right there into the open cash drawer, I wouldn't have felt like any more of a dirty little fucker than I already did.

But ya know what? I LIKE being a sick fuck. i just wish I had somebody to be a sick fuck WITH. Goddammit.

Fuckin' hell.

Love, (or something)
Dougie