A Puddle Of Jizz
04.19.06 (7:35 pm) [edit]"That's right, shithead! I'm gonna have another drink! And the reason I'm gonna have another drink is because the dogs are still barking in my head! Got it? I pay a psychaitrist a lot of money to stop the dogs from barking, but that shit doesn't work. It doesn't work!"
- Lewis Black
The kid with the hot Teri-Hatcher-like mom was my last student tonight. Jesus H. Christ on a cracker, I have no idea how I keep from just turning into one big puddle of jizz in front of this woman. Doesn't she realize that I would gladly devote my life to giving her multiple orgasms with my face?
then I stopped at the dollar store for cheap soap, hot sauce, and energy drinks (the essence of life, you know) and there was the hot thin supermodel chick who could add seven inches to my weiner just by STANDING there. Then of course she opens her mouth and suddenly I try to figure out how anything that MUNCHABLE could be dumber than a box of redneck shit. Maybe this might work to my advantage. MAYBE she's stupid enough to fuck ME.
A boy can dream, right?
Fuckin' hell, i've gotta be up at 4AM.
Love (and plenty of tongue),
Dougie
posted by: bacardibreezer (reply)
post date: 04.20.06 (4:18 am)
I want to see pics of these hot moms!! Oh come on you dont want those skinny bitches...you gotta have some back lol
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 04.20.06 (2:05 pm)
OK, I'll sneak a camera in and see how many federal charges are filed against me. :)
I don't usually got for skinny chicks. But this one...damn...fucking MUNCHABLE. But yeah, I tend to like girls with some more meat on 'em. And I'm all about big butts, baby. :)