About Time For Me To Buy That $300 Knife
05.26.06 (12:58 am) [edit]Fucking kids get all the luck.
Since I moved the washer and dryer to Bill's last week, I had to do my laundry tonight at the apartment's laundry room.
When I took it down there, there were three teenage boys in black, fucking around chasing each other between cars. Whatever the fuck that was about.
I forgot the detergent, and went back to get it. When I walked back to the laundry room, one of the boys (I figure driving age, not much morE) was out on his cell phone. Talking to a girl. I onyl caught part of it on the way in and out, but this is about what I heard:
"I've been trying to call you all night, bitch. Where the fuck have you been? Gina told me you sucked that guy's dick. Real proud of yourself, aren't you, bitch?"
It went on like that. Obviously, somebody's pissed. The whole tone of his voice made me feel rather non-sorry for him. The not-so-subtle message was "I OWN you, you fucking whore." Arrogant piece of shit. I hope she took the other guy's dick in her ass too. Fucking little punkass. I wanted to punch him.
Then I came back and wrote my last post.
I just went to get my laundry. As I walked by, there were maybe ten high school kids outside an apartment. With his back to the fence, there was the shithead from the cell phone call. There was a girl on her knees in front of him with dark hair. The other kids (mostly boys, maybe four girls) were laughing their asses off and chanting "Suck it! Suck it!" It's 1AM here. They'll be lucky not to get cops called on their asses.
The girl doing all the work was RAMMING HER HEAD LIKE SHE WAS TRYING TO BREAK DOWN THE DOOR TO HIS CROTCH.
Lucky sonofabitch.
Now, I'd like to be in the position to become all Republican and offer some Moral Judgement here, but unfortunately, I have to deal with MY reaction, which was "Fucking asshole. I oughta chop your nuts off for getting blown by some sweet young thing when I'm not."
In other words, I'm as much of an asshole as he is.
Fucking hell.
The kids saw me (I was only 20 yards away) and only slightly hesitated. the kid getting blown didn't notice, he was too busy with Hoover-Lady. I looked at the other kids and said "I hope this is the line for some of that."
They thought that was funny. Well, most of them. One of the girls (who I seriously doubt was legal, I'm pretty sure the others were) looked at me as if I was King Asshole Himself. Yeah, good for you. Get your friend off her knees and get back to me later with your moral superiority, you little cunt.
I came back home.
why am I not asleep right now?
Dougie