Cornholed Again (Slight Return)

Cornholed Again (Slight Return)

Woke up at 5:30AM. Got to work five minutes early. The supervisor got there 20 minutes later. Sent me to another building. They sent me back. Then I stood around for ten minutes waiting to be told what to do before me and six other people got sent home.

At this point, I've pretty much given up on being pissed at these cocksucking bastard sonsabitches. I don't have the energy for it.

So I took a nice walk in a park I hadn't been to before and came to the library. Gonna print out a new resume to look for a teaching gig. Not that I expect it to happen right now at a time of year when students are all off for the summer.

I'm supposed to go back at 6:30 tomorrow. I've been reassured that I will work tomorrow, and I'll be compensated for the hour I was there this morning.

Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it, fuckface.

Oooh! I can pick up my check in a little while! Just enough from the two days I worked last week to pay the past due on the phone bill and buy gas to go back to Indy on Friday, leaving me with about enough cash to hold my DICK with! Woo hoo! I'm rollin' in shit, Ethel!

Yippie-eye-o-ty-ay, motherfuckers,
Dougie
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Later

And now I'm downtown at another library, with 45 minutes to wait before I can pick up my check. They sent the damn thing to Indianapolis AFTER the woman at the office Monday changed it to come down here. So they're voiding the one in Indy and cutting me a new check, but I had to come downtown to get it and wait until 3PM.

I'm seriously considering going back to the grocery store I worked at before the divorce. I don't even know if they'll hire me, and the pay is fucking awful, but at least they weren't BUTT-FUCKING SOCIOPATHS FROM THE BOWELS OF HELL. I bought lunch (Fuze banana drink and a turnip) there a little while ago, and the manager I liked best is still there, and acted super-happy to see me.

I'm whistling a happy tune to myself. Anything to distract from the dogs barking in my fucking head.

Weedly-weedly-wee...I'm motherfuckin' happeeee-yeee...
Dougie