4 Quick Stupid Things
06.12.06 (12:15 pm) [edit]1. Moving is a big fat pain in the ass.
2. H never called me. Given the amount of dick-thinking that lay behind even giving that particular girl my number, it's probably for the best.
3. Somebody hit my blog doing a Google search for "Brownsburg sucks."
4. Now that Gay Porn Boy is gone, I have a new neighbor. For one more week. Met her today.
A STRIPPER. And a REALLY FUCKING HOT one too. Of course, I think most of her "extra income" is going towards "high-velocity entertainment chemicals" given how fucking scattered she was, but damn, she looked good. Came over and sat on my floor and played my guitar. What a fucking moment of penile growth syndrome THAT was. I'll have to write more on this "special topic" later.
Gotta get moving. I just brought a shitload of stuff to Marion, now it's back to Indy, then down to Cincy for the week.
Love,
Dougie