Happy Dangerous Explosives Day!
07.04.06 (12:07 pm) [edit]I know it's an observation that's been made many times before, but what does it say about Americans that our favorite way of celebrating our nation's birthday is to blow shit up?
I just helped my sister shoot off some fireworks. I like how she gets all excited about it, then cowers in fear when the shit starts flying around.
I've got a better way. To celebrate the birth of my country, I'm going to MEXICO. Then I'm gonna eat a ton of chorizo and carnitas, drink a gallon of habanero sauce, and come back to the good ol' US of fuckin' A, and shoot something out my ass onto the White House lawn.
Join us, won't you?
Love,
Dougie