Lucky Bastard
08.18.06 (4:29 pm) [edit]Conversation with the guy I worked with most of the day:
Me: "You know what I could use right now?"
Him: "Beer?"
Me: "Well, yeah. That too. Actually, I was watching the guy on the forklift and thinking I could use a forklift license so i wouldn't have to do THIS shit here. But beer would be good. And a blowjob."
Him: "I can't buy beer."
Me: "Wait, how old are you?"
Him: "18."
Me: "THAT'S what I need. An 18-year old girl. Blowjob included. Beer for afters."
Him: "That's yer fantasy, eh?"
Me: "A girl half my age who likes it in the ass, yeah."
Him: "That would be my girlfriend, but you can't have her."
Me: "Fucker."
Him: "I do."
Me: "Rotten swine, I'll have you chopped into hamburger. Does she have any sisters?"
It kinda went to Hell from there...
Love,
Dougie
posted by: Spooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooock! (reply)
post date: 08.19.06 (8:37 am)
That's not a bad idea, actually. I mean, if you're gonna get stuck doing factory work, forklift operators have a pretty sweet gig.
And then if someone pisses you off, you can try to kill him with a forklift!