Just Spreading The Word
10.19.06 (11:15 pm) [edit]"Fuck somebody uglier than you. Someone better looking than you has fucked you at some point, pass it on. Because you won't always be that beautiful. Yeah, you're all pretty and everyone wants to fuck you now, but wait 'til you're 87 years old coming down to Zanie's Comedy Club, with your knee socks all peeled down, with big humpin' vericose veins pulsing out of your ass like nightcrawlers that are being electrocuted. Gym sock titties, the kind of girl you could titty-fuck using just one tit. Bald spots and bed sores. Big war-torn beaver, looks like someone kicked a hole in the side of a rotting hog's carcass, it's all geek-marked and heat-rashed, boils, ingrown hairs, looks like a bird's nest full of raw meat and bacon grease.
THEN you'll fuck me! And I'll be waiting right here until you do."
- Doug Stanhope, the next president of the United States Of America
posted by: Spoooooooooooooooooock! (reply)
post date: 10.19.06 (10:20 pm)
You interested in a XM radio broadcast? The guy lists it as "Stanhope live @ the Wiseacres Comedy Club...2005"
I figure you probably have this or know where to get it, but if not I'm happy to grabs it for ya.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 10.20.06 (3:24 am)
Yeah,I've got it. It's one of the better things of his to have. You can actually get it from his website. He doesn't give a shit about bootlegging, which is nice.