Busch For Bush
10.23.06 (11:02 pm) [edit]"Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!" -Frank Booth
Seen the video that Craig Ferguson showed recently of a Bush speech where he was supposedly drunk?
It's amusing, and obviously tampered with (it's been slowed down to make him sound drunk, and I can't believe the guy who told me about this thought it was real) but ya know what?
He SHOULD be drunk. Fuck, with all the shit he's got going on, who the fuck wouldn't want sometihng to take the edge off? Especially a nitwit like Bush. He needs all the help he can get, so I have an idea.
Busch For Bush is my new cause. Let's all donate a can of Busch beer to the president. For one thing, a shitty president deserves a shitty beer. And after he's had enough, he'll fall down and pass out.
Anything to keep that stupid sack of Republican shit from doing his actual job. If there is a God, I'd like to think he'd go along with this idea.
Love,
Dougie
(And while we're at it, let's superglue a 14 year old altar boy to Mark Foley's ass and call it a day. Do we NEED this story in our lives? NO.)
posted by: lovelikeliquid (reply)
post date: 10.24.06 (2:56 pm)
LMAO!