Here's The Fifth Thing
10.25.06 (2:55 pm) [edit]"You know those porn emails that you get where they're always trying to get you to go to their sites and they'll give it that weird, "Here are those stamps you ordered!" and you think, hey, I didn't order any stamps, and you click it and you get "Assholes With Arms In Them!!!" - Patton Oswalt
I just got an email with a subject line saying "Groceries Online." I knew it was bullshit, but I was clicking through these things just to hit Yahoo's nifty little spam button (usually I just delete shit, so I'm obviously bored) and when I open it, it says this:
want girl action? fuck buddy tonight for u?
Uh, I tried to get laid at the grocery store and it didn't work there either. and doesn't "want girl action?" kinda demand the response "Me want girl action! Mongo like girl action!"
Love,
Dougie