Dear God, My Spleen
11.20.06 (6:56 pm) [edit]http://www.lulu.com/content/487914
Stanhope is without a doubt the most twisted fuck I know of right now. The entire premise behind this book is so utterly wrong and sick and depraved, I simply NEED a copy.
Stocking stuffers for the kiddies.
Love,
Dougie
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Stanhope promised that it was the funniest shit he's ever written. I'm only 22 pages in and i'm about to vomit with glee. Serious, I was laughing so hard, I tasted last night's carnitas.
Tool MY Sweet Ass, baby...
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"13 and a quarter inches of unwashed jungle cock flops into your face."
I can barely breathe...
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59 pages in. I have suddenly lost my desire to ever fuck a teenage girl in the ass. ROTFLMAO.
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Page 66, Now he's pretending to be a 12-year old girl in a wheelchair. This man is a Libertarian candidate for the president of the United States. And I'm not even queer but I want to fuck him now.
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"Fuck the gay shit, eat my ass!"
Wheelchair. Remember...wheelchair...
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"My ass is like a shopping bag."
I've found my new Bible, kids....
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The book ends with him pretending to be an abortion doctor, baiting a religious nut. Folks, get yer ass to www.dougstanhope.com and check this shit our. I just read a book! Whee!