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12.18.06 (5:44 pm) [edit]"Ladies, don't EVER stick with a guy that won't go down on you. Guys who don't lick pussy have bad genes, and will give you weak children with soft heads." - Joe Rogan
I've got Are You Gonna Be My Girl? by Jet running through my head right now.
I don't fucking believe the last couple days. A LOT of email back and forth, and she's calling again tonight. There is a distinct possibility that I'm going up there tomorrow night. Maybe even tonight.
And we WON'T be baking cookies, my friends.
If you didn't see the picture of her I had up for a while today, sorry, but I feel weird leaving it up for long.
The messages got more and more crazy, and finally we just let it out - pure animal fuckery is in my near future, boys and girls. Unless somethng REALLY stupid happens.
I can't believe she's 29 and no guy has ever given her oral entertainment before. Guys who don't eat pussy, I've got a message for you - DIE. You worthless bags of shit. Just lay the fuck down and die, because you are SWINE. Fucking idiots, what are you afraid of? It's a PUSSY, it's not radioactive, for Christ's sake. Get down there and suck on that clit so hard you have a hangover the next morning, or DIE. Hell, eat a little ass while you're at it. Live a little, you dumb fuckers.
I'm in awe of how cool she is to me, the shit she says about me....poor delusional girl actually thinks I'm alright.
WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Dougie
posted by: OOP (reply)
post date: 12.18.06 (3:31 pm)
You WON'T be baking cookies? I just lost all respect for you. Cookies matter!
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 12.18.06 (3:41 pm)
FUCK the cookies. That's right! I said it! FUCK them in their little oatmeal-based ASSHOLES!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by: Nancy (reply)
post date: 12.18.06 (6:47 pm)
>You WON'T be baking cookies?
Will you be making bookcases?
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 12.18.06 (8:16 pm)
I'm trying to construct a joke about dried-up semen as a basic construction device, but I'm laughing so fucking hard I can't follow through. Dear God, my spleen....
posted by: OOP (reply)
post date: 12.19.06 (9:25 am)
Cookies are good for your spleen. You should seriously consider baking cookies.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 12.19.06 (9:29 am)
OK, it's number 5 on my list right now. Number 4 involves tits and saliva, number five is now cookies and creative uses for batter.
posted by: OOP (reply)
post date: 12.19.06 (10:25 am)
Good. I knew you'd come around.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 12.19.06 (10:28 am)
Well, I'm gonna come SOMEWHERE.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!