Conflict

Conflict

12.19.06 (9:18 pm)   [edit]
"I'm amazed I'm still funny. Because I'm in LOVE. I'm in love! Yes, I am. And there is nothing, nothing ends a comedian's career quicker than regular sex and being in love, it's the worst thing on the planet. And it's YOUR worst entertainment dollar. You don't want to see some happy comedian onstage going "Hey folks, Bush is a sociopath and we're all on the edge of Armageddon, but you know what makes it all better? Snugglin'! Come on people, who likes to snuggle? Wheeeeeee!!!!'" - Patton Oswalt


Hundreds, if not thousands, of pieces of a Guinness pint glass are strewn across my bedroom floor.

Some people in my life would make me feel guilty about this. FUCK them.

I knocked over a boilermaker of PBR and Old Crow trying to cut and paste the lyrics of a Roy ORbison song into a new post.

I feel incredible things towards a new person. A new live and breathing woman who wants me and needs me, and is waiting for me to rock her fucking world.

And I feel things for someone a day's drive away. Who has meant more to me than she'll ever know.


I hate feeling this way, but I LOVE it at the same time. I live for these moments. Between a rock and a hard place, just like one of my favorite things that cheesehead Sting ever wrote about.

I have a new love, a new desire. But I'll never forget ANY of the women who came before. Least of all you, Abby. Never will I forget you. I'd give my soul to a non-existant Devil Himself just to fly those 900 miles to be with you right now.

And her. And every other woman who ever gave me the time of day. I aim to please. I tend to fire my salvo far off the mark, I often end up far, far away from the target I was trying to hit, but i TRIED, goddammit. I fucking TRIED.

I've loved a lot of women in my 36 years. I've ended up letting all of them down. But I never, ever forget them.

Jesus creeping shit, I'm drunk right now.

Love,.
Dougie