Serious Question For The Ladies
12.21.06 (2:31 pm) [edit]"Are there actually women who do not like to give blowjobs?" - Bill Hicks
OK, I just put that there to distract you. I'm gonna be serious now.
Orange rose. What do you think? I looked this up, and apparantly this is supposed to represent passion. I don't want the "love" ones (red, pink) because let's face it, I've actualy TALKED to this woman in person less than 15 minutes my whole life. This ain't about love, and (thank you Jeezus) she seems to be almost exactly on the same page I am.
This is about FUCKING right now. Other stuff can be put on hold.
Still, I want her to feel special (any woman insane enough to want to fuck me IS special, I say) and I want to TRY to be romantic. I'm not good at that. I can hold it togehter for about 10 minutes then I'm tossing seafood jokes around in my head, because that's the way I'm wired, goddammit. But I TRY.
Anyway, I thought a nice card ("Roses are red, violets are blue, Holy fuckin' shit, I wanna fuck you" probably not being the best, though certainly the most obvious choice here) and an orange rose.
What do you think?
OK, I wasn't as serious as I could have been....
Love,
Dougie
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 12.21.06 (12:12 pm)
I think the orange is perfect and very appropriate! Not so sure about the verse in the card tho, lol.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 12.21.06 (12:41 pm)
How 'bout
There was a man from Nantucket
Who begged that his woman should suck it
When it got hard, he went out in the yard
Grabbed her pet dog and did fuck it
Nahh, that's not very romantic either. Shitfucky!
Thanks!
posted by: KatiesPinkShoes (reply)
post date: 12.21.06 (3:44 pm)
I think the rose idea is nice. Very romantic. Good luck to you.
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 12.22.06 (9:03 am)
Reply to: eraserhead667
Heh...actually It would probably get a chuckle out of her, but nah just let Hallmark do the talking for ya!