Happy Birthday, Jesus!
12.25.06 (8:47 am) [edit]Happy birthday dead Jew
Happy birthday dead Jew
Happy birthday dead Jesus
Happy birthday dead Jew
And 2000 more.
Love,
Dougie
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RIP James Brown - I think of him at least once a gig. If you don't know why James was so important to so many of us, go get a best of CD and get down with yer bad self and figure it out. If this whole Heaven nonsense turns out to be true, Jesus is gettin' some fuckin' lessons in da funk from James right now.
posted by: Spoooooooooooooooooooooock! (reply)
post date: 12.25.06 (11:05 am)
RIP James.
posted by: Spoooooooooooooooooooooock! (reply)
post date: 12.25.06 (11:05 am)
Oh, and by the way: best-of albums are for housewives and little girls.
posted by: 69whisper (reply)
post date: 12.25.06 (11:17 am)
Merry Christmas, have a wonderful time :)
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 12.25.06 (11:43 am)
reply to the green-blooded half-breed:
Jim Fucking Morrison told you that, didn't he?
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 12.25.06 (11:45 am)
reply to 69whisper:
I am. I go along with Christmas for my family's sake, but I actually rather enjoy being alone on Dec. 25, so I can sit here and drink coffee, play guitar, and do shit that Jesus may not approve of. Nice guy and all, but I think his celebrity has been a tad overdone by his fan club.
posted by: Spoooooooooooooooooooooock! (reply)
post date: 12.25.06 (11:55 am)
Ya think? I dunno. I like some of it. The family togetherness bit, mostly. That's been amplified for me lately because of my distance from them.
I don't give a rat's patoot about the whole celebrate Jesus's birth anymore because a) I'm not really into christian rituals because it's just a leftover Roman Catholic thing I can't find any basis for in the Bible. Yay, Jesus was born. Can get to the presents already? :)
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 12.25.06 (12:12 pm)
Well, thar's my point - I appreciate the need for a holiday and a time for family. That's essential. Well, if you like your family. I kinda do, so it's good for me. Other people have ASSFUCKS for family, so they might as well sit at home and drink rum, read the Satanic Bible, and jack off to Hairy Teen Porn.
I'm more offended by other aspects of our rampaging pseudo-Christian culture, so I don't feel like wasting much time on it. (Besides, I'm about ready to record some shit, that's more important to me right now.) But Christians do not own family togetherness anymore than they own "morals and values", and seeing as how nearly every aspect of not only Christmas but the myth of Christ himself was appopriated from pagan sources, thereby rendering the whole thing an exercise in absurdity when practiced by people who take their religion too seriously, I say hey, enjoy your holiday. Just don't get any on me.
posted by: Cutter (reply)
post date: 12.25.06 (4:17 pm)
You're an evil fuck.
Rock on, Dougster.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 12.25.06 (4:33 pm)
re: Cutter
>>You're an evil fuck.
I love it when you talk dirty to me.