My Ass Hurts
12.29.06 (4:18 pm) [edit]"That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She lookin' so clean, especi'lly down in between; what I like
She come to town; she be foolin' around
a puttin' me down as a rock-and-roll clown
It's all right
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang"
- Ted Nugent
1.) Fucking cheap cayenne sauce. Gotta watch that shit.
2.) Go check out www.swanktrendz.com and read a little. The magnificent Christine has kindly put up a couple bits of my writing (including something I wrote here a couple years back called Fear & Loathing In West Chester, Ohio, which I'm still enormously proud of, despite the obvious huge debt to a certain HST whose shirt I'm wearing right now) and I hope we can do more of that. She rocks! Tell her so!
3.) Getting ready to take off for Indiana, won't be back until Monday. I haven't had the time to prepare for tomorrow's open mic the way I wanted to, but I'm bringing along the bass and various effects (delay and Whammy being the main ones) and I intend to get back into my low-rent Frippian ambient shit, which I've not done in far, far too long. And hey, maybe I'll get fucked-up drunk and sing Heartattack & Vine and The Piano Has Been Drinking (Not Me), gotta have hobbies, ya know...
4.) Weird week work-wise, right on the edge with bills piling up, but I remain hopeful. This stuff was killing my will to live for a while, but I ain't lettin' that shit happen no more, baby. Too much good stuff to live for these days.
5.) Supposedly I'm meeting up with D tonight. I expect nothing. Well, I expect my fucking arm to hurt, and that's it.
After working through the weirdness of splitting my attention between the one I love and the one I'm...uh...not with just yet...I feel better. The fact that the one I love is so cool and we're realistic helps. I wonder how she feels seeing me use the word "love" in her direction. It seems somewhat wrong given the circumstances, but I think she knows what I mean.
It's very weird to be heading north tonight, knowing where I'll be as opposed to where I want to be, but...this time is for me. I need this far too much to let it go.
God, I need a dick joke to pull me out of this hole I'm digging...
A little kid goes to his mom and says, "Where do babies come from?"
His mom says, "The stork brings them."
The kid says, "Oh yeah? And who fucks the stork?"
It's a lot funnier when Gilbert Gottfried tells it while doing his Seinfeld impersonation.
Have a good night, you fucks. With any luck, I might just have a damn good one myself.
Love,
Dougie