Wisdom From The Source
01.14.07 (11:24 pm) [edit](On stopping smoking.) "They say you get your taste buds back after a while. I was afraid I was going to have to quit eating ass, and that's just way too much to ask from one guy all at one time. 'Cause that's very important - eat the ass. Not every day. Not after a long day of farming dung on the equator in a wet suit, or after some risky food choices in a foreign country with no running water. But after a nice bubble bath or a jacuzzi, eat the ass. It's a nice choice." - Doug Stanhope, the next president of the United States Of America