A Good Laugh at 11AM
01.16.07 (10:59 am) [edit]I'm always amazed at my statistics, how people hit this blog. Some of the search engine shit is a hoot. Usually they're looking for really depraved porn.
Somebody just hit me from an MSN search for these two words:
Wisdom Assmaster
Un-fuck-believeable.
But ya know what? I see this as a perfect encapsulation of what my blog - in fact, the very essence of my life - is all about. The cosmic pull between "Wisdom" and "Assmaster."
Kinda makes you think, don't it?
Laughing my nuts off,
Dougie
posted by: lovelikeliquid (reply)
post date: 01.16.07 (2:37 pm)
LOL!
you crack me up.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 01.16.07 (4:11 pm)
Reply to: lovelikeliquid
Something about "assmaster" and "crack" in this context.......
posted by: PastorDave (reply)
post date: 01.17.07 (9:00 pm)
You should consider yourself to be unique and privileged to be both wise and an assmaster. I mean, in my humble opinion, most are but assamateurs. Enjoy your high position, my friend.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 01.17.07 (9:03 pm)
Reply to: PastorDave
Ahhh, but I DO enjoy it. It's a way of life.
posted by: swanktrendz (reply)
post date: 01.17.07 (10:54 pm)
so... are you a wise master of ass? lol
posted by: mickbordet (reply)
post date: 01.18.07 (1:38 am)
In the UK, 'Wisdom' is a toothbrush manufacturer, so I'm afraid those two words conjured up a vision of an exciting new product for keeping your sphincter pearly white. Closely related to anal floss?
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 01.18.07 (8:01 pm)
Reply to: mickbordet
Dude, I hate to tell you this, but MY asshole is gonna need stronger stuff.