Bowl-Cut Of The Damned (Age 7)
01.19.07 (12:41 am) [edit]
I used to be a cute little shit, don'tcha think?
posted by: LadyG (reply)
post date: 01.18.07 (10:35 pm)
What a cute picture, Katie looks just like you. You got any from
high school?
posted by: Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooock! (reply)
post date: 01.18.07 (11:17 pm)
Dude...what the hell happened to you?
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 01.19.07 (9:46 am)
You look, ummmm...innocent even!
btw loooooove the collar. Scary how the little fashion details can 'date' us, huh? heh
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 01.19.07 (1:35 pm)
Reply to: LadyG
I found that on my hard drive, I'll have to get my scanner going to do any from high school. By then I looked more or less like I do now, just with less hair and less...oh, about a thousand pounds less. And I thought I was fat THEN.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 01.19.07 (1:38 pm)
Reply to: Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooock!
Funny thing what getting away from Jesus and turning to Satan can do for a guy, eh?
Or, alternate answer:
One word: cheese.
OR, alternate answer #2:
Just wait until I die and YOU get stuck with those Molly Hatchet 8-tracks you seem to want so bad.
Or, alternate answer #3:
I used to be a nice boy. I used to cut the grass.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 01.19.07 (1:42 pm)
Reply to: FinalyFree
I think every shirt I owned for the first ten years of my life had that fucking collar. And if you want proof that I was born of retards in the '70s, I've got three words for you - bell-bottom corduroys. BROWN ones. Dear sweet mother of fuckin' Christ.
Innocent? Yeah. Once upon a time... :)
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 01.19.07 (1:57 pm)
Reply to: eraserhead667
Oh gawd I remember how badly I wanted a pair of 'Hee Haw' overalls when I was little. Thank God my Mother had the good taste NOT to buy me any, lol. But ya, I had lots of bell-bottomed cords. heh
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 01.19.07 (2:24 pm)
Reply to: FinalyFree
You think that's bad - I actually used to wear a pink shirt to church. PINK. With a gray sport jacket. I was trying to impress chicks. I should've been wearing a neon sign saying QUEERBAIT IN TRAINING. I have the fashion sense of a retarded slug. No wonder I didn't get a blowjob until I was 25 years old. Fuckin' SHIT.
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 01.19.07 (7:12 pm)
Reply to: eraserhead667
Oh I completely disagree--and I have my fair share of male gay friends, lol. I think a man in a pink shirt is HOT--I think it takes balls to wear it too. My son bought a pale pink T-shirt last summer that said on the front: "Go ahead and laugh, this is YOUR girlfriend's shirt" I thought that was pretty funny. Of course now I'm wondering about my little boy and oral sex...thanks! LMAO
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 01.19.07 (7:55 pm)
*giggle
I like the deer-in-headlights look.
Bet you can come up with some great captions for that.
Question: Did your Mom use her chicken scissors to cut your hair?
Ok, so I changed my mind about logging in. Sue me. ;)
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 01.19.07 (8:00 pm)
Reply to: FinalyFree
If your kid is getting his cock sucked, you should be THANKFUL. At least he won't grow up as utterly fucked in the head as ME. LOL.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 01.19.07 (8:01 pm)
Reply to: almsthvn
My 97-year old grandma was the Meistress Of Bowl Cuts. Made excellent saltwater taffy too. Jesus Creeping Shit, I'm the son of rednecks. LOL.
posted by: lovelikeliquid (reply)
post date: 01.20.07 (6:23 am)
love that sweater.
lifes message from early on: its a cruel, cruel world.
LOL. love it!
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 01.20.07 (2:54 pm)
Reply to: eraserhead667
Oh gawd try as I might I just can't get excited about my BABY getting THAT! lmao
Just wait, in a few years you'll look at Katie and imagine the possibilities and feel as nauseous as I do now ;)
posted by: swanktrendz (reply)
post date: 01.22.07 (9:35 pm)
You were definitely a cute kid - the one I would chase around the playground and hold down until you kissed me (I later realized I was a tad aggressive). Now, at what age did you learn your, ahem, expansive vocabulary? heh
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 01.22.07 (9:59 pm)
Reply to: swanktrendz
Don't tell me shit like that or I'll be trying to fuck you instead of sending you my writing. LOL
I learned my shit early. I honed it over time. It's an ongoing process, you see.
posted by: swanktrendz (reply)
post date: 01.23.07 (1:22 am)
Reply to: eraserhead667 You are too funny! What makes you think You'd be the aggressor? LOL I have a casting couch in my office (only joking - hubby'll kill me)
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 01.23.07 (7:46 am)
Reply to: swanktrendz
Amazingly enough, I can think of NOTHING as a reply to this. LOL