One more month....
01.23.07 (12:14 am) [edit]"I don't have all the answers, I don't have a big closer, and I may not have a point. But I do have a tit-fuck joke, and I'm gonna use it right now like a lifeline. Sit back, relax, and enjoy.
Hey, so I told my girlfriend I wanted to fuck her between the tits! She said, "How you gonna make that feel good for ME?"
I said, "Right before I come I'll stop punching you in the face!"
Don't you feel better now? A good tit-fuck joke brings people together. As one race, the human race."
- Doug Stanhope, the next president of the United States Of America
Letter to my American Idol:
Ohio awaits you, you degenerate pigfucker. I'll be at a couple Cincy shows, maybe the Dayton one as well.
You're my hero, assfuck.
Love,
Doug