Smog Might Turn To Stars, Someday
01.24.07 (8:48 pm) [edit]"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."
- Dr. Samuel Johnson
"I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drives into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark."
- Dr. Samuel Johnson
Driving a convertible 140 mph through Utah, tossing "Cthulhu Saves" tracts and Hunter Thompson books out the side, Tom Waits blasting on the stereo, a pint of scotch in one hand, the steering wheel in the other. A beautiful young redhead blowing me. Slowing down and pulling alongside an SUV, screaming "You filthy whores! The American Dream is ALIVE!" She looks up and smiles, waves at them and goes back to work. I ramp it back up to something well past 100mph and howl at the moon. Oops...sorry, honey. Didn't mean to spill that scotch in your hair. Here, let me...mmm...that tastes good. What kind of shampoo do you use? Oh, never mind. Yeah. Suck it. Oh my gaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwdddd...........
A boy can dream, right?
Love,
Dougie
posted by: Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooock! (reply)
post date: 01.24.07 (8:21 pm)
I think you need to write a children's book. "The Young Person's Illustrated Guide to The Elder Gods of the Cthulhu Mythos" would be a great place to start.
I think it'd be a big, big hit.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 01.25.07 (2:41 am)
Have a beer, Johnny. See those? Them's tentacles!