Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
02.06.07 (6:33 pm) [edit]
"And these other musicians today who don't do drugs and in fact speak out against them? Boy, do they suck. What a coincidence. Ball-less, souless, spiritless corporate little bitches, suckers of Satan's cock, each and every one of them"
- Bill HIcks
Listening to Bill Hicks' Relentless, drinking Steel Reserve, cooking Zatarain's Jambalayla with sausage.
There's three or four inches of snow on the ground. People bitch about this. Personally, I've noticed that this is what is SUPPOSED to happen in SW Ohio at this time of year. You know when I was scared? When it was 60 degrees on January 14th. FUCK you. It's Ohio. Get a shovel or shut the fuck up.
So I sucked down another beer, then stood at my apartment door and took a big long piss in the snow.
Doin' my part for the environment. Have a good evening, ladies and gents.
Love,
Dougie