Personal Ads Of The Damned

02.06.07 (6:57 pm)   [edit]

36 year old bass player seeks barely legal teen of his dreams,

17-year old redheads into Hendrix and acid preferred. Owners of Bill HIcks and Beatle albums given first consideration.

 

Turn ons: Blowjob-addicts, girls who don't shave their pubes, girls who text-message Simon & Garfunkel lyrics and prefer the hot steamy lovin' of dysfunctional older men.

Turn-offs: inhibitions, Christianity, people who watch American Idol on a regular basis,

eraserhead667@yahoo.com 

 

 

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