My Kind Of Girl
02.06.07 (8:06 pm) [edit]
"Wickedness lies in your moistened lips
Your body moves just like the crack of a whip
Blackness sleeps on top of your stray bed
Do you wish that you could see me dead
Evil woman, don't you play your games with me"
- Black Sabbath
I wonder if L.A. remembers the night we got drunk and watched The Hand That Rocks The Cradle. 15 years ago.
I ended up puking all over your bathroom wall.
Then I was at Spock's apartment listening to the new Peter Gabriel album. Us. We listened to it and ate pizza.
I'm watching this movie for the 5th or 6th time now.
I want to eat Rebecca DeMornay's pussy.
Jesus motherfuckin' gawd, those unspeakable blue eyes. The kind of look that says "I shall destroy you", and I'm dumb enough to go looking for more.
I might have to jerk off tonight.
Blowjobs and home-made lasagna,
Dougie
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Oh, you sweet luscious evil little cunt. I bet you're DELICIOUS.
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I have a dream. Just like Martin Luther Fuckin' King.
I wanna grab that little vixen by her asscheeks, shove my face in that blonde snatch, and MAKE HER LOVE ME. Message to the women reading this - I'm pretty lousy at everything ELSE, but goddammit, I'll eat your pussy like you've never been loved before.
And that's important.
posted by: Spooooooooooooock! (reply)
post date: 02.06.07 (6:18 pm)
Dude, that was you?
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 02.06.07 (6:45 pm)
You remember? I stopped at your place after having to do my laundry because I'd puked all over my clothes.
I just finished the movie. Goddamn, I wanna do nasty, nasty little things to that evil little girl...
posted by: L.A. King (reply)
post date: 02.07.07 (7:40 am)
Was that the house on Main street with Kurt and Scott, or when Stone and I were living together? I really don't remember it, but there is quite a bit that is hazy from those days....
By the way, I am PISSED they are canceling "Armed and Famous". Yeah, it probably sucks if you never lived in Muncie. But, since I lived there for 7 years and delivered pizza to every nook and cranny of that town, it is hilarous to see Ponch and the frankenstien looking Janet Jackson going around and arresting people for masturbating in front of her dressed up like a crack whore. I was waiting to see them bust somebody I used to know.....
posted by: d9 (reply)
post date: 02.07.07 (2:50 pm)
L.A. King - I think they're gonna show the remaining episodes on VH1 or some other cable channel - I saw parts of a couple episodes (I live in Indianapolis), and laughed my ass off. "Aaaaah ain't got no boyfrinn' - mah ol' mayun's in jaaaaail." Funny shit - but I wouldn't cross Ponch for a thousand bucks - he'll give you a beat-down and look cool doing it.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 02.07.07 (5:17 pm)
Reply to: L.A. King
The house on Main. I don't think I'd even met Stone yet. I remember watching Drugstore Cowboy that night too, but almost nothing about it.
I haven't seen Armed And Famous yet, but I havne't seen much of shit on TV in a while now. I didn't even know until today that Sarah Silverman has her own show, and that's reason to want cable right there.
I'll have to tell that night's story sometime. It involves a six of Stroh's, a sausage and gravy breakfast, and a laundromat. And lots of puke. Christ, I was such a PUSSY back then...