Sweet Baby Jesus, I Love Me Some Cheese (AKA Workin' On Some Night Moves)
02.07.07 (8:09 pm) [edit]
Gorgonzola.
There IS a god.
Cheese and rum. I'm gonna be so fucking constipated soon, you'll be able to hire me out to be a fuckin' Bob Seger impersonator.
Speaking of which, here's my new line whenever that asshole's name is mentioned:
"What entry-level Mel Bay Book Of The Damned did that cheese-eating cocksucker learn to write his fuckin' songs by? I eat cheese and get constipated too. I don't do my goddamn vocal takes immediately afterwards, for fuck's sake. Yeah, he's working on some night moves, alright. It'll take all fucking night to move ANYTHING down his rancid dumbass redneck colon. Fuck Bob Seger and everyone who looks like him."
Like a rock, my ASS,
Dougie
posted by: jhillst (reply)
post date: 02.07.07 (6:05 pm)
My last band had at least THREE Seger tunes in our repertoire. Don't ask me why I stayed with them as long as I did.
I'll admit to sorta-liking "Turn The Page," though.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 02.07.07 (6:51 pm)
I have a certain perverse satisfation for the way my band PLAYS Turn The Page (heavy on dynamics, I've been fucking about with chord voicings) but I'd rather stick an infected monkey cock in both ears than listen to the original.
posted by: J. D. (reply)
post date: 02.08.07 (4:16 pm)
I think it should be a law that if any radio station plays "Turn The Page" they should be required to immediately follow it with "Life's Been Good to Me So Far" by Joe Walsh. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Oh, and Dougie, don't allow yourself to be fooled about the God thing ; )
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 02.08.07 (4:18 pm)
There is no God, only English Blue Stilton when it's drunk.