Jesus Was A Gay Magician!
02.12.07 (9:49 pm) [edit]
I'm getting some weird hits on this blog from Google searches.
How do I get rid of the pain of past sin in my life
Steel Reserve, motherfucker. A bottle of gin, some boxed Indian hot and sour soup, a Louis Armstrong box set, and Bart D. Ehrmans' Jesus: Apocalyptic Prophet Of The New Millennium.
I mean, hey, it worked for ME anyway. Not telling you how to live your life, just offering a possible alternate route.
It takes a lot of booze, some good hot jazz, and a book about Jesus to make me feel as good on weekdays as I do on weekends playing music in tiny bars. I don't know what this says about me, but I'm rolling with it for a while. I'll most ceraintly clue y'all into any unforseen results of said experimentation.
Love,
Dougie
PS I've laughed more at Ehrman's writing in just the preface and first chapter of this book than I have at his other books from front to finish. I like this guy a LOT.
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Following the soup up with something else I bought at the Indian grocery today - a product of the Swad company called Undhiu, curried mix vegetables.
Ya know, my decision to cut back on meat again (I've got completely out of control in the past couple months and have gained probably 10 to 15 pounds) is suddenly easier than I thought it would be. For some shit that comes out of a can, this is GREAT.
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Another Google hit:
you motherfuckers need Jesus
posted by: Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooock! (reply)
post date: 02.13.07 (12:07 pm)
I have one word for you, m'boy: LENTILS. Packed with almost all the proteins you need, they're good, and god damn if they aren't good FOR you too. And they're a hell of a lot cheaper than meat.
Meatwise I recommend chicken thighs. They're a little fatty, that's true, but they're cheap as yesterday's newspaper and twice as tasty. Plus they're nearly impossible to overcook.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 02.13.07 (1:13 pm)
Oh, I'm a bean kinda guy, lots of lentils and kidney beans and other varieties. I've got away from that recently, but I credit most of the weight loss I had in 2005 with cutting my meat intake down to a third or less of what I normally did, and eating shitloads of rice and beans, potatoes, and various veggies. Loads of carrots and mushrooms. I also never gave up on fish, and I'm trying to go back to more of that.
I saw myself in a full-length mirror earlier today and wanted to break the fucking thing. I've not got on a scale yet, and don't want to. I just know I've gained back every fucking pound I lost after the divorce.