Let's Lynch The Landlord

Let's Lynch The Landlord

Earlier in the week, we got a shitload of snow, and I was impressed that the roads through my apartment area were plowed at all.

Since I left Friday, we've got not even HALF the shit weather, but it was JUST ENOUGH to keep my car from being able to get up the slight hill to the parking lot tonight, me looking like an asshole trying to keep from sliding down another hill right through somebody else's front door, until I had to park out on the street - DIRECTLY IN THE PATH OF ANYONE TRYING TO GET THROUGH - all because the stupid cocksucking sacks of shit who own this fucking place don't know how to DO THEIR FUCKING JOBS.

Though the actual rent is $50 a month less, I've ended up paying more for this place than what i did for a MUCH better situation in Indianapolis, and it's SUCKED COCK. I HATE this goddamn place. As far as I'm concerned, it's worth HALF of what my old apartment was, and I don't get one TENTH the feeling that anyone gives a good goddamn about anyone who actually has to live in this fucking degenerate shithole.

I'm going to put all my shit in storage when the lease is up and live in a fucking tent if I have to. I'm fucking sick of being dependent on you stupid fucking cocksucking humans to hold up your end of the fucking deal.

Ain't it America. Land of the unfree. Home of the businessman COCKSUCKER who can rape your asshole if you're two days late on rent, but YOU can't do shit if he can't even be bothered lift a fuckng finger to make your goddamn monthly payment worth a damn. FUCK these cunts.

Hate,
Dougie

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I finallly got into the parking lot after 50 tries and the wonderful smell of burnt tire tread gracing my nostrils. Which I wouldn't have bothered doing except that some CUNT was blasting her horn at my car (hers was small enough to go around, and she's in a section where she can go DOWNHILL into a parking lot, the worthless whore) and I hadn't drank enough to not care yet. I just spent ten minutes watching some OTHER sorry cocksucker try to perform the same feat before giving up and ramming it into the end of the driveway, where he's likely going to be stuck a few days.

I wanna live alone in the desert.