Fuck
02.18.07 (10:37 pm) [edit]Just spent a while browsing myspace profiles of women near me.
All the ones my age are boring as fuck. 90% of them have horrific country songs on their profile that make me want to shove a spoon up my ass. Because if I'm gonna hurt that much, I'd rather do it to myself.
The interesting ones are all ungodly hot and under 20 years old. 90% of them are into hip-hop tunes that my white ass is totally unable to comprehend.
I have a feeling I'm gonna be spanking it for a long time.
There's not enough alcohol in the universe to accompany this feeling,
Dougie
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 02.19.07 (9:16 am)
Country music is the work of the 'debil'
*ack*