Conversation With A Five-Year Old
02.19.07 (7:55 am) [edit]
She was telling me about boys at school.
"I think S is really going to miss me today since I'm not there. He REALLY likes me."
"Well, I can understand why."
"But L, he likes me too, but he tried to tell me how many boyfriends I can have! That's crazy! He said I can only have one, but I'm NOT doing that!"
I about pissed myself laughing. "Honey, you can have as many boyfriends as you want."
"I only have FIVE."
"Is that all?"
"Yeah, five."
"Well, that's probably enough. Boys can be a real pain sometimes, so any more than five might be more than you want to deal with." I'm still laughing.
Then she told me about C, who is really silly and uses bad words and is too loud and gets too crazy and they had to call his mom because he got in BIG TROUBLE because he was being so crazy. "But he's SOOOOO funny! He's the funniest boy in school."
Still saving up for that shotgun,
Dougie