Doug Stanhope In '08!

02.19.07 (10:57 pm)   [edit]

 

My hero is in town next week. Here's his newest myspace bulletin"

 

 

 

Subject

Ohio, MI and NYC...Here I Come with a Boner and a Grudge

 

 

Body: Send out some bulletins, faggots!

The ugliest state at the ugliest time of year with the ugliest comic that's willing to do it. And Andy Andrist as well.

Let's get together and drink the whole thing pretty.

Feb 22nd
High Five
Columbus, OH

Feb 23rd
The Foundry
Dayton, OH

Feb 24th
Beachland Ballroom
Cleveland, OH

Feb 28th - March 4th
Go Bananas
Cincy, OH

Get tickets now and throw the word around. And maybe afterwards we'll all fingerfuck without gloves on. Or whatever.

Then...

March 7th at Rhino's Pub in Plainwell, MI- Call 269 685 2220 for tickets.

March 8-10 at Wiseguys in Novi, MI - call 248 919 3216 for tickets.

And finally -

I'm filming an hour stand-up special for Showtime in NYC - Gotham Comedy Club March 12th at 8 and 10pm. Make your resvervations asap at 212 367 9000.

Bring the more unpleasant members of your social circle and, as always, thanks for spreading the word.

 

 

Since prices are better than I thought they'd be, I just made reservations for three of the Cincy shows. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

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Just wrote the fucker:

 

I just made reservations to three of the Cincy shows. 

I'll be the fat hairy guy laughing too hard and drooling on himself that'll make you want to call security. But I'm the best fuck you'll ever have, so don't deny me, cunt.

 

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