The BMV Can Lick My Hairy Ballbag

The BMV Can Lick My Hairy Ballbag

"I've been to Hell, I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone who's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited and choke back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee
Call it pointless." - Primus

I fucking HATE buearacracy and horseshit. THREE AND A HALF HOURS it took today to get my fucking plates and title, becuase SOME license branches can do shit that OTHERS can't do, and I got shuffled around all over the place, one cunt couldn't take my check and I had to go to the ATM, the title office is no longer next door, but across the street, so I go there and she sends me back to the BMV for the inspection, then BACK to the title office for the title and BACK to the BMV for the plates and...and....ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! !!!

I'm modifying that Sam Kinison thing. "Hell? I ain't scared of Hell. I waited for my fucking plates for TWO FUCKING YEARS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!""

This is NO reason for this shit, and when you get pissed, people act like "Well, that's how it is." FUCK you. It's how ASSHOLES made it. These governmental bitchbastards want you to know that they OWN you, so they come up with an array of stupid fucking laws that mean nothing whatsoever, just to raise your fucking blood pressure and keep you in line. And I get asked why I'm leaning towards third parties in elections. We've got 50 other problems with this country that need fixed first, but THIS shit needs to go on the goddamn list.

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.

OK, I feel better now. Who wants a cookie?

Love,
Dougie