I'm Killin' Me!
06.07.07 (6:18 pm) [edit]Perusing the news today, I spotted an article on Paris Hilton. Who, by the way, IS NOT NEWS. If you have the SLIGHTEST interest in this dipshit waste of tissue, YOU NEED TO SPEND MORE TIME OUTSIDE.
Anyway, out of nowhere, merely from seeing her name on an article, I found myself saying out loud:
"Cunty McFuckcake."
I hope I can be forgiven for the way I laugh hysterically at my own stupid jokes sometimes.
Love,
Dougie
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 06.13.07 (4:41 am)
That's Ms. Cunty McFuckcake to you.
posted by: Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooock! (reply)
post date: 06.21.07 (9:35 pm)
If it makes you feel any better, I'm laughing my ass off. I'm going to name my first child Cunty McFuckcake in your honour.
OR perhaps just my next bowel movement. Yes, I think that's for the best.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 06.22.07 (7:46 am)
Reply to:
Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooock!
Thanks, Steve!