My New Hit Single

08.11.07 (4:51 am)   [edit]
Did this at a solo gig tonight and they didn't arrest me...



Gentle warm smile behind the counter
Almost knocked me flat
Then I got a better look at her
If she's 16, I'll eat my hat

Hope she's legal, hope I don't go to jail and to Hell too
Hope she's legal, I bet her dad and I went to the same school

She looks like a goddess there in her uniform
Selling me cigarettes, beer and gas
I sure hope she's got a driver's license
'Cause she looks so fuckin' good I wanna eat her ass

Hope she's legal, hope I don't go to jail and to Hell too
Hope she's legal, I bet her dad and I went to the same school

Everywhere I go they seem to be there
Barely legal teens, yeah you better beware
If she smiles at you and she hasn't had her braces off yet
You better fuckin' run away faster than a Lear Jet

I tried to ask her out but she said it's a school night
And she has a curfew at ten
Turns out her mom is the bitch that used to beat me up
Back in the old days, yeah, you remember when!

Hope she's legal, hope I don't go to jail and to Hell too
Hope she's legal, I bet her dad and I went to the same school

Hope she's legal, been up all night online studying statuatory law
Hope she's legal, 'cause this girl could make a frozen cock thaw

Hope she's legal, for all I know she's my cousin's first born
Hope she's legal, or I'll just have to go back to that online teenie porn



posted by: pura (reply)
post date: 08.11.07 (5:24 am)

evening from Australia.
It is norbetx, we talked in months and years past,
This song is brilliant :P.
So wrong, but so good.
cheers,
-Pura



posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 08.12.07 (12:27 am)

Reply to: pura

Glad you like it. :)



posted by: PastorDave (reply)
post date: 09.07.07 (7:10 am)

What you need is an older woman, tough as nails and perhaps with tattoos, to straighten you out. I'm thinking a Rosie Odonnell, only straight. Maybe a bit cuter. But tough. You need tough. Oh, and at least your age.

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