Oh, The Irony Is Not Lost On Me...
08.19.07 (11:02 am) [edit]You know how I spend half my time trying to get girls 20 years younger than me to fuck me? And always fail?
Met a very nice, very pretty lady at a gig last night. Hit it off great, exchanged phone numbers.
She's 20 years OLDER than me.
Fuck it. I really like her and she looks ten years younger and thinks I rock.
My life is a rich full fucking oyster,
Dougie