posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 01.01.08 (2:12 pm)
LOL! *Priceless!*
posted by: d9 (reply)
post date: 01.02.08 (6:50 pm)
You KNOW I love that shit.
I will not eat this fucking green shit.
I will not eat it, you mouth-breathing twit
I will not eat it in the kitchen,
So cut out your infernal bitchin',
[...okay, that was a cheap, easy line, not up to my usual high standards of vulgar parody]
I will not eat it in my bed,
I'd rather Ann Coulter give me painful head,
['cos, you know, she has her teeth filed down into points]
I will not eat it, Sam-You-Is,
Get out of my face, you waste of jizz,
I will not eat it, I'm telling you,
I'd sooner gargle your runny poo.
Did I hear you say it's free?
What the fuck - give me three.
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PS: It's twelve fucking degrees out, and if I had tits, they would have frozen and fallen off by now. And I'm only holding onto my balls,... manually.
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 01.04.08 (9:13 am)
You're my hero.