Joke

Joke

04.10.08 (2:30 pm)   [edit]
For his birthday, a little boy asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

"Son, we'd love to give you one," his father said, "but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your Mom just lost her job. There is just no way we can afford to give you a bike in our current situation.

The next day, the father saw the little boy heading out the front door with a suitcase in his hand.

He said to the boy, "Son, where are you going?"

"Well," said the boy, "I was going to get a drink of water last night and when I walked past the bedroom door I heard you tell Mom that you were pulling out, then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!"