Return Of The Son Of Hydrogen
08.11.04 (8:43 pm) [edit]I know a lot of other people are pointing this out, but I figure one more asshole saying so ain't gonna hurt, and I'm just the asshole for the job.
Can anyone tell me how the fuck Republicans feel justified airing attacks on John Kerry's service in Vietnam when President Shrub didn't even show up for Guard duty? I'm in fucking awe at the hypocrisy here. These assfucks have NO business questioning Kerry's record as long as Bush is in office. They've been doing it for months, but this Swift Boat commercial bullshit is utterly amazing in its nerve.
I made the mistake of catching about 20 seconds of Sean Hannity talking about this shit a couple nights ago. Of course, 20 seconds has been all I could ever take of that stupid dildo-headed prickfuck. Can somebody explain something else to me? How can somebody who can't even READ the news get his own TV show where he gets to TALK about the news? I feel less like throwing things at the wall while watching BUSH spew his ignorant horseshit than I do when I see this shitmeister Hannity open his goddamn mouth. Does he let Ann Coulter tie him up and fuck him in the ass on a regular basis? 'Cause you just know she has a bigger dick than he does. Fuckin' scary. I can see it now:
"Take my big thick cock in your ass, Sean! Take it!"
"Yes, Master Ann! Yes! I'll never question your masculinity again!"
"I'm more of a man than you'll ever be, Sean! Your pathetic weasel ass is mine!"
OK, I'm gonna go throw up now.
Here's another classic Bush quote:
"Never again in the halls of Washington DC do I want to have to make explanations that I can't explain."
I keep telling myself I'm going to write about other stuff here and leave politics alone for a while, but goddamn it, these people keep me busy.
Dougie
posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 08.12.04 (7:04 pm)
http://www.dubyaspeak.com/freshdubya.shtml
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 08.13.04 (4:40 am)
Reply to: newbie
Thanks! Here's my new favorite:
That's why you've got to be careful about this rhetoric, we're only going to tax the rich. You know who the -- the rich in America happen to be the small business owners. That's what that means.
He's wacky! He's crazy! He's the newest revolution in comedy! He's a complete fucking idiot asshole!
posted by: mblog (reply)
post date: 08.13.04 (10:53 am)
Just between you and me, if Ann Coulter approached you with a strap-on, ....
posted by: eraserhead667 (reply)
post date: 08.13.04 (3:59 pm)
Reply to: mblog
Since any strap-on Ann would have would likely be covered in Santorum, I'd run like hell.
Now if it was Britney...
posted by: dave (reply)
post date: 08.13.04 (5:48 pm)
Reply to: eraserhead667
Then he went on to say that the rich don't pay taxes anyway. WE KNOW! THAT'S THE PROBLEM, GEORGE!
posted by: mblog (reply)
post date: 08.15.04 (11:08 am)
Reply to: eraserhead667
I don't know Britney. I never met her. I can picture her with a strap-on, but I really can't picture her huddled over you with it.
posted by: Dougie (reply)
post date: 08.15.04 (11:20 am)
Reply to: mblog
Then you've never been in one of my dreams.
Uh, wait. Did I just write that?
posted by: mblog (reply)
post date: 08.16.04 (2:46 pm)
Reply to: Dougie
No, you typed it.