My Undying Love For Republicans

My Undying Love For Republicans

09.16.04 (2:39 pm)   [edit]
Holy FUCK, I can't believe how nuts Bush is. Kerry wants to raise your tazes! Kerry wants to EXPAND GOVERNMENT! This shit from the asshole whose "tax relief" will in the long run cost this nation's taxpayers a bazillion dollars, whose idea of "limited government" is to have John Ashcroft's goons raiding your underwear drawer. This LYING SACK OF FUCK has reverted to the worst, most pathetic "conservative" cliches, that HE DOES NOT BELIEVE IN HIMSELF in his attacks on that "liberal from Massachussettes", John Kerry.

It's un-fucking-believeable. The power of government to fuck with you has grown and grown in the past four years. These self-appointed Guardians Of Morality have rammed the Patriot Act up our collective asses, because that's how we catch terrorists. Looking through library records. Yeah! That'll do it! I've got news for you fuckers. They don't go to libraries. They've got all the books they need. In fact, they've got one. It's called THE KORAN. Read it sometime. You might learn something. Of course, that'll take time from your bible studies, but you might want to consider it anyway, you open-minded lovers of peaceful religions, you.

These fucks have used the FCC to keep radio programs from making fart jokes, all because some Jackson family member showed a titty at a time when most people who'd be interested in titties were off digging through the fridge for more Bud Lite on the break between football innings. This ignorant cockfuck's idea of economic stimulation has been to give Americans back just enough money to let them know how FUCKED they are, at a time when state and local governments have no money, when "education" equates to making sure the little fucks learn just enough math to count change at a Taco Bell driveup and not shoot each other, and who let a ban on assault weapons expire becuase...well, I guess those guys hunting squirrel just need more shit to get the job done. Who the fuck needs a fully automatic weapon in this country? Don't get me wrong, I'm all for guns. Especially when Christians have them. No, I'm not kidding. The more God-fearing, Budweiser-swilling rednecks who shoot each other out in the woods becuase they can't tell the difference between a fat guy and a deer, the better I say. I'm all for that. It's essential activity. I'm all for killing animals. I like meat. Tastes good. Bring on the bbq sauce. But for fuck's sake, get a sense of humour. A guy who says that we should make people wait SEVEN DAYS for a gun because, oh, I don't know, that guy might be a LUNATIC, is NOT the same thing as a peace-and-love hippie freak who reads Marx while sipping latte at Starbucks. Get a fucking clue. Read a little. Use your brains. SHUT THE FUCK UP. -


These people are PSYCHOTIC. If you vote for them, you are FUCKING INSANE. I've tried to see the other side, I've tried to be sensitive to the issue that concern these so-called conservatives. I can't do it. They're nuts. Period. They're fucking nuts. These assholes think that our big problems are the UN, Indian casino owners, overweight filmmakers who have less fashion sense than *I* do, and of course, "liberals." They never really tell you who "liberals" are. Apparantly, liberals are into weird pagan shit like peace, love, and taxing people who already have more money than they know what to do with. Those fucks! Fuck them! Fuck them in their hippie asses!

A country founded by slave owners who wanted to be free. A nation built on "American family values", like killing Indians and beating your wife if dinner isn't cooked just so. A nation of consumer robots who will actually buy a "Freedom Tower" coin coated with silver that was "recovered from Ground Zero." Who will see that goddamn commercial and not have their heads EXPLODE over the gall of the shitheads who would actually make money from a terrorist attack that apparantly we all need to COMMEMORATE ever goddamn year. Yes, we need to "remember September 11th." Because if we don't, the terrorists win. That's right. They win, you liberal fuck. I saw an article in the local paper last week about a guy whose wife had died in the World Trade Center, who was complaining about how few events in this area were commemorating September 11 (I think I saw at least three within 15 mintues of here, but I guess that's not enough) and how this was obviously because America "has a short attention span." Really, asshole? Hey, I feel bad for you. You lost your wife. That's horrible. I understand being pissed off about that. But I've got news for you. *I* have a short attention span. I take fucking pills for it, it's so short. And you know what? I haven't forgotten about September 11! Wow! Imagine that! How could I remember it, after all? I only saw those planes hit those towers FOUR HUNDRED AND SEVENTY FIVE MILLION TIMES!!! That was only on the day it happened while watching CNN. You think we have somehow forgotten when the news people mention it every five minutes? When the Republican Convention couldn't go five SECONDS without the words "September 11" being spoken? I've got news for you. People haven't forgotten. The number of cars with bumper stickers in my area relating to the subject proves this. And I feel bad for you. You lost your wife. That can make people kinda nutty. But I've still gotta tell you - SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU STUPID SHIT.

This country has gone insane. If the polls are to be trusted (HA! HA! I'm killing me!) Bush is gaining, and now has over half of the American people ready to vote for him. How can this happen? I've read the fucking news. I've seen this fuckhead's speeches. This guy is fucking clueless. And people believe his shit. People are stupid enough to say, "In a time of war, we shouldn't be changing leaders." What the fuck is THAT about? This fucking war was STARTED by our leader, you ignorant shit! Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11, anyone with four brain cells and a kindergarten knowledge of the English language can figure this shit out. It doesn't take long. Read an article, assbag. We were attacked by people based in AFGHANISTAN, most of whom were from SAUDI ARABIA, and who did we attack? Iraq! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! If we're so interested in this "you're for us or you're against us" shit, if we can't possibly allow a country who "harbors terrorists" to go on, why the fuck aren't we busy trying to turn the electricity back on in Saudi Arabia after blowing the fuck out of it? I'll tell you why. OIL. That's right, oil, you idiot. Some people (like that bastion of truth and objectivity, Bill O'Reilly) think that's bullshit. That it's some kind of "liberal" fantasy that our highly intelligent, resolute president could possibly have anything other than the nation's best interests in mind while he has oil money COMING OUT HIS SPHINCTER. These people are wrong. They are morons. If you believe a single word they say, you are a fucking idiot. This is not opinion. I can prove this on an Etch-A-Sketch.

How fucking stupid are people? I'm out of "tolerance." Fuck that, my liberal friends. I have no tolerance for the STUPIDITY of this nation. Why? Because we ARE a great nation. We ARE an example for others. But we're also fucked. These asshole want you to believe that anyone who talks against Bush, against this war, somehow hates this country. Who the fuck are they kidding? I love my country, where else could I get away with saying this shit? This country has been great to me. But it can be better. It HAS to be better. We have to be better than the people who tell you that if you vote for John Kerry, you're just asking for another terrorist attack. And fuck you if you reply, "He didn't say that", becuase HE DID TOO, goddammit. It was there for anyone with a fucking ear to hear. Our vice-president, who has millions of oil company dollars in his pocket, but who apparantly has nothing whatsoever do to with Halliburton fucking us in the ass, actually said this shit. It's not open for debate. It was implied to the point of being crammed down our fucking throats. These cocksuckers say shit in such a way that they can come back later and say "I didn't say that." FUCK YOU. You said it, asshole. I've got fucking ears. And you're full of SHIT. I'm sick of this semantic horseshit. They are LYING.

Vote these scumfuck cuntbags out. For fuck's sake. All the lithium in the fucking universe isn't going to keep my blood pressure steady if these fucks are around another four years.

Dougie