Morons On Parade

Morons On Parade

09.25.04 (9:02 pm)   [edit]
According to a new report, the incident denying Cat Stevens entrance into the US was because of a "spelling error."

*KLONK*

Must...refrain...from making...Florida...election joke...SPOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!! !!!

Speaking of errors, President Bush is being his normal self lately, with a bizarre comeback to John Kerry, who called Bush and his Iraqi puppet Allawi out for whitewashing the situation in Iraq. Bush's response? "You can't lead this country if your ally in Iraq feels you are undermining his credibility." And Dick "Axle-Grease Of Evil" Cheney suggested the he was "appalled" at Kerry's "lack of respect" for Allawi, even saying that Kerry is trying to "tear down all that we've accomplished" in that newly free, democratic shithole of a fuckbase, Iraq.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT???

How in the FUCK does pointing out the fact that Iraq is NOT "progressing" equate with "tearing down" ANYTHING? And since when did your entire ability to "lead this country" hinge on how you treat ONE supposed ally? And who in the fuck are THESE COCKSUCKERS to say ANYTHING about how to treat our allies, when before this fucking war they were essentially telling the entire world that if they didn't go along with us, they could go fuck themselves? Yeah, let's use this administration's approach to France and Germany as a model of how to deal with allies. Yeah, great idea.

These demon-swill, pig-porking Republican FUCKS are so desperate, they're making shit up as they go. And they're getting worse at it. These attempts to make Bush look like a "great leader" are clutching furiously at broken straws, because it's INSANE. This idiot shitstain is quite likely the WORST leader this country has ever had, has done more to damage our relationships with other nations, and has cut further into our personal freedoms and inflicted nonsensical economic policies on us that will have our great-grandchildren in debt up to their asses, yet some people are still stupid enough to buy into this "leadership" crap that Bush is using.

Of course, it doesn't help that Kerry has done a pathetic job of differentiating himself from and responding to Bush. How can this be? How can someone who might actually have a SOUL, who surely has some BRAINS possibly be having any trouble whasoever against Bush and his greedy little Nazi crew of pus-covered political parasites?

I'll tell you why. Because he's a pussy. He's lame. He's the Phil Collins of this election, stuffed into a room full of decibel-shredding Young Republican punksters, with more bile and volume in their saved-by-Jesus cocks than he has in his whole body. He's not nearly aggressive enough, he's not spelling things out strongly enough, and if any of you still think the 527s are a bad idea, you better think twice, because they are the ONLY way Kerry is going to win this election at the rate he's going. He sure as fuck isn't going to do it himself with his bullshit overly-cautious approach and his inability to counter the media's portrayal of him. Anyone with a set of balls would have long ago turned this idiotic "flip-flopper" shit right back onto Bush's ignorant head and totally obliterated any ill-begotten claim of our current president's imaginary so-called "decisiveness", but somehow, SOMEHOW, Kerry has been unable to do this, unable to passionately and clearly show just how hypocritical and simple-minded the Republican whores truly are. How can he have failed at this?

The Republicans may be evil, but they know how shit works. they know that in the end, style DOES matter over substance in this stupid country. Image DOES beat ideas. It's sad, it's stupid, it's unfortunate, and it proves just how fucked we are as a nation, but it's the fucking truth. That ANYONE WHATSOEVER in this country could believe for one second that Bush is anything but a liar, an idiot, and a horrific excuse for a "leader" is bad enough. But there are a LOT of people who can't see through his shit, and it's because he knows how to work it. Well, Karl Rove does. I can't imagine Bush himself being able to win over anyone more than some drunken cowboys in a Texas whorehouse, but as stupid as he is, at least he was smart enough to get the right crew of Satan's little helpers to assist him in his vile, twisted destiny. Kerry is just too much of a puss, and it's a damn shame, becuase in any REAL election, he could still win 98% of the vote over a dumbfuck like Bush, because a REAL election would be about ideas, it would be about true vision, it would be about having at least some semblance of intelligence and character. Kerry has these things. He just doesn't have big enough balls. I hate like all fuck to say this, because it disgusts me how fucked up our priorities are in this country, but it's the truth. We haven't been hearing about ideas for the future or even our current situation in this country lately. We've been hearing about shit that happened 35 years ago in Vietnam. And that's not because of John Kerry's vision or ideals, or even because of his service in Vietnam, it's because cocksuckers like Rove and the vultures in the media "brought it on", and Kerry did a lousy fuck job of steering the conversation back to where it belonged. Yeah, I know. It's a hard fucking thing to do when everybody else is pushing so hard against you. But to not even be prepared for it, to not *immediately* respond to it in the strongest terms, that's fucking stupid. Between that and his inane response to his position in Iraq - basically amounting not to "The war was wrong", but to "I would have done it differently" - he's not doing himself any favors. He's uninspired and uninspiring. And all he has to do is look at himself back when he came home from Vietnam, back when he HAD some balls, and he could find inspiration in his very own self.

Instead, we're going to limp along the next several weeks to this election, and we're going to have to hope that Dan Rather comes up with some better stories, because if we ever needed a "liberal media bias", it's right the fuck now.

Dougie